I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Randomize
