The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have started to decorate penises.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize