Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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