Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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