Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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