just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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