After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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