have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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