There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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