We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.