So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.