whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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