it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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