I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She said her name was "party"
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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