he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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