Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
There r osticjed everywhere
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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