yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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