their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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