so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
id be glad to
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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