so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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