the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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