Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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