This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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