He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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