C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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