Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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