He felt like a one man threesome
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.