I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
try to milk me bitch
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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