dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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