...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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