You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
