How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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