Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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