hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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