don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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