My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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