sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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