he puts the penis in happiness.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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