did you get engaged???
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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