You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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