Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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