I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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