We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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