i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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