ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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