I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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