I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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