the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
