well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Damn victory sex feels great
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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