this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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