brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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