I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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