so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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