I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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