Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Dick very happy bro
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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