he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
This show inspires me to have sex in space
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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